Okay, Anastasia! Since you took the trouble to come back and visit to challenge me personally, I have taken you up on your dare! I have dressed up my mommy . . . outfit and makeup and all . . . and turned her completely into someone or something else.
Behold! My mommy as THE BRIDE OF DARKNESS!
Notice the dark circles around her eyes! The blank stare!
(This is my mommy without her morning coffee.)
