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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Alien Blurpy Humor

Mommy got this sent to her in the email and thought it was too funny (and true.) Since I know there are several of us out there with alien blurpies on the way (or pretty new blurps), I thought I'd share.

The five best prenatal yoga postures

The Pringle. Lie on your back with a can of chips balanced on your stomach. See if you can eat them all before you fall asleep.
The Sneeze. As the sneeze approaches, squeeze your knees together, breathe in and out, and try to remember what it used to feel like to "hold it in." Keep this pose while you hobble to the bathroom to change your underwear.
The Calf Cramp. Try to stretch around your belly and rub your leg while simultaneously screaming loudly enough to wake everyone in your zip code.
The Pesto Burp. Bring your chin to your chest and exhale as silently as you can through your closed mouth. Reward yourself with a nice, meditative Fudgesicle.
The Sleeping Hip. Lie on your side until you lose all feeling. Roll onto your other side and repeat. Namaste!

15 meows:

meemsnyc said...

Those are great!!

The Island Cats said...

Hahahahaha!

Tuck said...

Those are funny!!

Furkidsmom said...

Hehehehe....good ones!!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Sweet Praline said...

Those are funny! My mom says she is experiencing some of those things and there is NO Blurpy in sight for her!

Camie's Kitties said...

Those are very funny. We miss seeing your furry faces. Did you know we have a terrible tortie too?

Tavi, Cody, Camie, Miss Jade and Gracie

Ailurophile said...

Haha. How funny! Hope you are doing great Tybalt. Many purrs and hugs :)

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

It has been a few years for the PM but she says it is sooooo true! She now sleeps on her side as she got so used to it!

Purrs Goldie

Shadow / Molly said...

Oooooooo hehe the mom laffed and laffed and said she doesnt has to worry bout ne of dat stuff no more!

Kimo and Sabi said...

HAHAHAHA!

Karen Jo said...

Those are all very funny.

Sunny's Mommy said...

LOL Those are funny :-D Well, some of them :-p

Samantha, Mr. Tigger and Maverick said...

MOL!!!!! Hehehehehehehehe!! That was sweet and funny! Wanna come over and play Tybalt??
Nosekisses,
Sammie-Pie

The Furry Bambinos said...

Ha ha ha!! Those were funny! Concatulations to your Mom and Dad!!

Purrs,
Padre, Panda Bear, and Meerkat

Elin said...

Namaste!